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Hey girl, I found those handmade $325 wedding antlers you were looking for.
P.S.: I love handmade stuff like my cat loves drinking out of the toilet, but I have to draw a line somewhere, and dressing up like a buck on your wedding day is it. I just don’t get it.
P.P.S.: If you do wear these, please don’t get married in the woods during hunting season. Or if you do, make sure to add a touch of blaze orange to your gown. Although, you’ve probably thought of that already.
P.P.P.S.: The part when being a snarky, kinda big ol’ bitchy blogger that isn’t fun is when the artisan leaves a comment on your post and you start to feel like a snarky, kinda big ol’ bitch IRL… I swear, I’m not. Well, most of the time. And so, I will add that while I’m poking fun at the above antlers, a lot of the other stuff on the site this photo links to is exquisite (it’s all handmade) and much more wearable. One veil, in fact, I’m contemplating purchasing if I don’t end up making my own.
Thanks for sharing… I’m glad my antlers caught your eye, even if you wouldn’t wear them on your wedding day. Really, they’re meant to be cheeking, imaginative, in an “out of the box” way. I make lots of normal stuff, too, but that gets old sometimes. Anyways, thanks for the link.
Best,
Jessica
AHH! I’m caught! The foils of blogging un-anonymously… And including links. I can be tracked! And called out… deservedly, perhaps.
For the record, while I’m having a bit of (hopefully not too bitchy) fun with the concept of wedding antlers, I definitely appreciate your craftsmanship. Also, because I’m all sorts of equal opportunity and I love well-crafted handmade stuff, I’ve flagged a few veils and accessories on your site that I’ll be including in one of my “I LIKE THIS STUFF!” round-ups next week.
I’m not truly offended, and although that camo-dress did assault my senses a bit, traffic is traffic and your article did garner me a sale, so bitch on… Of course, I’ll be happy to be included in a list of stuff you like too