I guess, I like that there’s an alternative to the traditional wedding industry, but I don’t like how the alternative makes me cringe. I mean, this seriously looks like a Portlandia sketch. EXCEPT IT’S REAL LIFE. Okay, so I guess I do know how I feel about this…

But srsly, an oversized pink tricycle with a heart-shaped steering wheel? #killme #putmeinacoffin #thenputabirdonit

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