Because my tiny brain is attuned to all things wedding these days (is there a lobotomy for that?), obviously I had to click on a Facebook link from Refinery29 boasting about “creative wedding invites” that “blew them away.” And because I tend to like Refinery29, I’m going to assume the author chose that idiom, in particular, because it doesn’t necessarily denote something positively. For example, when I learned the average cost of a wedding in America was somewhere between $25,000 and $30,000? That blew me away.

In that vain, this invite, highlighted in the Refinery29 slideshow blew me away, as well:


It’s like CVS receipt of invites. You buy one pack of gum/you throw one wedding and end up with a receipt/invite that’s 3 feet long.


The poor trees…