Did you know that WordPress has a built-in stat counter? Yes? No? Who gives a shit? Well, while I, too, am inclined to lean toward the last answer, I’m going to care about this little factoid for a minute because it leads me to a relatively ridiculous introduction for this post. Ready? (You have no choice.)
So, this stat counter keeps track of such things as what Google search terms lead people to this here corner of the Web. My favorite so far is the gratifyingly good, job-well-done phrase of “my fiancee won’t let me wear a big white wedding dress.” Then there’s the majority, which includes the perv-welcoming phrase of “please make this picture into porn.” More importantly (although less hilariously) that the specifics, however, is that said stat counter also tells me things like what posts on this blog are the most popular. Turns out, due to searchers who use terms like the aforementioned variety, my two most popular posts are my SEO-attractive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons “Please Don’t Make Wedding Porn” and the relatively neutral “Wedding Dresses I Actually Like.”
Alas, armed with that kind of innocuous information, Internet, boy (who’s probably a perv in the wrong place), do I have a treat for you. While this post won’t involve any nudity, which surely will disappoint the majority of this blog’s accidental visitors, it will involve a whole bunch of dress porn, aka pictures of dresses.
Yes, in an effort to booster my own stats and pad my e-ego, I present for your consideration, a few more wedding dresses, or more accurately, non-wedding wedding dresses that I actually like. (And if you actually read through all these words, instead of just scrolled down to the pictures, I love you.)
As always, if you want more info on any of the above non-wedding-wedding dresses, the photos all link back to the website where I found ’em.
In closing, may you all find what you want to wear without having to set foot in a bridal salon.
And P.S.? Don’t make your bridesmaids go to those horrid places of pouffy commerce either. *shudder*