The Mission Will Be Accomplished

And if I had to give the Montgomery County Courthouse a Yelp star-rating, it’d be four. Minus one for the metal-detector-chic decor. Every thing else, though? Since the other party to these nuptials is out of town at the moment, I was able to roll in solo with a copy of his license, my license our SSNs and a check for $55, and voila! Less than 30 minutes later, shit just got a lot more official. Well sorta.

Now, here’s to hoping I don’t lose this piece of paper between now and May 26…