What’s your favorite Elvis?

But, no, this will not be my first dance song, but it would be if I was marrying Elvis in 1968. Also, I’ve somehow become obsessed with Elvis in the past two weeks. It’s weird. We were all warned we’d eventually become our parents… but… but not this soon. I guess I’ll have to start referring to 50 Cent as “Fifty Cents” now. And pointing out the difference between regular Walmarts and SuperWalmarts… THE SUPERWALMART HAS GROCERIES!