As I near the ZOMFG-this-wedding-is-one-week-away-and-sheeeeiiiiiitttt-there’s-still-so-much-to-do-because-we’re-idiots-and-decided-not-to-just-elope mark, one thing has become very, very clear. Fuck decor, including all the flowers.
While I’ve figured out the table junks (99¢ Goodwill vases paired with farmers’ market scraps), the bouquets for myself and my best bitch, as well as the boutineers for the mothers and the mens, at first seemed like a professional matter. Unless, of course, everyone was gonna be happy with holding potted plants and pinning leaves on themselves.
But after visiting a flower shop and having the woman behind the counter look at me sideways when I inquired about bouquets for my wedding, which yes, holy shit, happens to be next week (get over it), and more importantly, having learned the prices of a professionally crafted bouquet and
single-flower-attached-to-a-pin boutineer, I made the executive decision to just DIY that nonsense. Plus, this looks relatively simple.
If that doesn’t work, then we’ll just gather those tree branches and leaves on site and…